Durex sex survey on 41 countries

More than half of all Irishmen and women can boast a one-night stand in their bonk account. 6 out of 10 confessed to giving in to the temptation. 9% more men than women have sneaked a naughty one-off into their passion ration. The Irish make love 97 times a year on average - sometimes risking a lark in the park, a quickie at work and nookie in the car. Yet amazingly we only limp in at 30th in a world sex league, the survey of 41 countries shows.

The Irish rumpy-pumpy 97 times a year on average. Globally that doesn't break any records in the romp rankings though. We're joint 30th with Thailand.. with the naughty Norwegians on top of us and the coy Chinese underneath. Our sex position lags limply behind the Brits who make love 118 times a year and are in seventh place. But the famed Latin lovers easily lost out to the Greek gods who do it an earth-moving 138 times a year.. and came first.

Second are the Croatians who have hanky-panky 134 times. Their neighbours in Serbia and Montenegro are almost as frisky at 128. The Japanese have sex the least.. managing just 45 times a year. In Singapore they only make love 73 times.. two less than the Indians. But in Ireland at least 5% are getting your oats once a day. 19% said they had sex 3 to 4 times a week and 13% did it twice. But 13% weren't getting any. And 7% confessed they were virgins. Among 21 to 24 year olds 4% reckoned they had sex once a day.

10% had it off 5 to 6 times a week, 21% admitted to 3 to 4 times.. and 13% to twice. 20% of women and girls - one more than fellas - claim they have nookie 3 to 4 times a week. In the 45 to 55 age group 36% say they make love 3 to 4 times a week. The over-55s were less sexually active with one third making love once a week. Another third said they no longer had sex.. and the rest insisted they were still virgins.

Which of the following places have you had sex in?

Just over half of Irish folk confess they've steamed up their car windows having nookie. 40% have done it in a park and 45% say they've sneaked off from a party for a quickie. A third has made the beach move and, suspiciously, 42% confessed to having it off in a loo. Then there's the risk-loving 15% who claim to have been on the job at work.. and the 3% who've joined the mile-high club. Others have fallen in to temptation on public transport, in alleyways.. and in the garden. A saucy 7% said they had made love at school.... 17% had done it in a club.

Globally, the car (50%) is a fave, followed by toilets (39%) and parents’ bedroom (36%). More than 8 in 10 Italians (82%) have had sex in a car, while the Aussies top the league for sex in the park (54%). Americans and Canadians love it in front of a camera (both 21%) while 52% of Brits favour the car.

How happy are you with your sex life?

Less than half of Irish folk – 40% - are satisfied with their sex lives and wished they were getting it more often.  But an unhappy 4% said their sex lives were monotonous and boring. 35% wanted to try new things and 33% were confident enough to get what they wanted in the bedroom.

Globally, 44% of all adults claim to be happy with their sex lives and 45% say they are open-minded when it comes to sex. Lovers in Belgium (57%) and Poland (56%) are most content while the Chinese (22%) and Japanese (24%) are the least happy. Norwegians (53%) and Swedes (52%) wish they had more sex.

What do you do to spice up your life?

38% of all women surveyed have a vibrator and 25% own porn. A further 23% of women love pleasure-boosting condoms. Over half (53$) of men own porn and 24% slip on a saucy condoms. 38% of Irish folk say they use massage oil or lotion while having sex. An average 17% of women own erotic literature. In the 45 to 55 range this figure rises to 36%. For 25 to 34 year olds it’s 22%.

Globally, the top three items are pornography (41%), massage oils (31%) and lubricants (30%). The Taiwanese are most likely to use vibrators (47%), with the Americans and British in second place (43%). Lubricants are most popular in New Zealand (60%). 53% of Irish men favour porn mags.

Some Irish jokes I found:

An Irish man is sittin in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen walked in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman... The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot." The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?" The Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his friend jumps up and says, "Here, lemme try that." So he goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" The Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?" So the Englishman, frustrated goes and sits down with his friends. When the 3rd Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I gotta try that!" So he walks over to the Irishman and says,  "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was  an ENGLISHMAN!"
And the Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were sayin."

____________________________________________________________________________________

An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving to fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Irish man goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. He hands the bottle to the English man, whom exclaims,'' may the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The English man then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irish man, whom replies: '' no tanks, I'll just wait till the Garda get here!''

____________________________________________________________________________________

An Irishman and an American were sitting in the bar at Shannon Airport.

"I've come to meet my brother," said the Irishman. "He's due to fly in from
America in an hour's time. It's his first trip home in forty years".

"Will you be able to recognize him?" asked the American.

"I'm sure I won't," said the Irishman, "after all, he's been away for a long
time".

"I wonder if he'll recognize you?" said the American.

"Of course he will," said the Irishman. "Sure, an' I haven't been away at
all".

____________________________________________________________________________________

WHAT IS CAMOGIE?

Camogie is an Irish field game similar to hurling but played by women, and is one of the fastest field games in the world for women. The basic rules of the game are the same as for Hurling. I loved playing camogie when I was younger. Many a good hard game we had representing our county. We didn't wear any headgear those times and we got a good whacking in some games. It was great fun and thank God,  no-one got seriously hurted. Mind you, we still have marks on our legs from the whacks we got !

GAELIC FOOTBALL

Gaelic football is played by men or women in teams of fifteen or thirteen players with a maximum of 5 substitutions permitted during a 60 or 70 minute game. The ball may be carried for up to four paces and then bounced or released to the toe, kicked, or struck with the open hand or fist, in any direction. When played by men, it may not be picked directly from the ground. Scoring is through "H" style goalposts with one point awarded for a score over the crossbar, and a goal worth three points awarded for a score under the crossbar. Physical contact is allowed, shoulder to shoulder, but no direct body tackling is permitted.

IRISH HURLING AND GAELIC FOOTBALL

Although the two sports are played in clubs, the highlight is the yearly All Ireland Championships for the 32 county selections. Ireland is divided in 4 provincees Connacht, Leinster, Munster and Ulster (which is Northern Ireland). Those are divided again into an unequal number of counties (Connacht 5, Leinster 12 (incl. Dublin), Munster 6 and Ulster 9). First the provinces determine their champions, then those play off the All Ireland Championship. Those county rivalries are also a journey into the past for football fans, as passion more than money characterizes the games.

Both sports are said to be very old, the championships in today's form more than 100 years. There had been a certain political element from the beginning, a contraposition against the English culture, here Rugby and Football (Ireland was occupied by England and became only independent in 1922). A tragedy took place in 1920 when English soldiers in revenge for an assault by Irish nationalists fired into the crowd of a football game and killed many, known as the 'bloody sunday'.

They put their tools through these Gloryholes for anonymous glory hole sex ! Most boys will only do this if they can't see it's a guy on the other end !

Public sex, usually outdoors, that sometimes involves the voyeurs joining in. Though public BJ started in the UK, it is spreading very quickly across the world.

Watch me deep fuck, gangbang and hand out messy facials to tons of White, Asian, Black & Indian girls. See me fuck rich spoilt wives who enjoy black men while the husband is watching

 Aga uncovered: all girl gangbang sessions with only the hottest girls in the filthiest lesbian gangbang videos for direct download - This site has just what you've been looking for !

This site is all about a UK based Indian lady called Anjali. This lady loves big cocks ! Watch her get nasty and naughty in front of the camera !

Watch these sizzling sexy women perform in front of the camera just for you. They are always wet and ready to fuck. Cum into my private bedroom Baby !

These pictures tell all the stories of these UK sexy strippers who party all over the country to hot horny housewives who have no problem cheating on their stay at home husbands. Take a look at these pictures for yourself... HOT Sizzling Action. I love to see the shyiest of women break free and let their hair loose. This is real action happening around the country. These sexy women are acting out their fantasies before your very eyes !

As I was browsing today, I came across some really sexy sizzling sites like Pantyhose Lover. This site is hot showing real sexy women baring all through their pantyhose. Some were torn pantyhose, torn in just the right places for some hot action pictures. Another site I love is Risky Voyeur. This site has real live cam feeds. In one cam a girl is on her toilet when they were walking past a block of apartments. She had not idea she was being shot !

I started working with computers about 17 years ago, initially. I did a computer programming course and enjoyed it thoroughly. At the time, we learned basic, fortran and cobol languages. I got involved in software training a few years later and I enjoyed that too ! I fell ill for a while and during that time I realised I would be only happy working for myself again. At this point, I started researching online means of income. One day, I stumbled across html and starting learning it, doing tutorial after tutorial. I downloaded some software and away I went building adult websites. I enjoy working with netpond. I am also involved in Betabrigade but not as involved as I should be ! I visit everyday without fail. I have only recently started blogging and am enjoying the learning curb.

Today, as I searched for some domain names, I came across Irish Links. This is a small site with lots of Irish links. One of my favourite sites is Irish Sites